Knot, not "not". :p
Usually (k)not a grammar nazi, but was more about that being a legit sentence that's phonetically bizarre.

Apparently, the term “rage quitting” can not only be applied to gamers; it also can be applied to racers as well.

I mean, this was a professional nascar driver playing a racing video game and rage quit it. Since 99% of gamers do it recreationally and not as a job, rage quitting can be applied to any and all professions.

I figure if aliens are looking down on the planet that they've most likely come to the conclusion that dogs are in charge and we're their underlings. We follow them around and pick up their droppings. Feed them. Play with them to make them happy. Buy them toys. Give them treats. Inflate their egos with all the "good boy" schizzle we speak to them. etc, etc. From puppy, right to old dog age.
The butt sniffing thing may be the entire reason the aliens are into probing in that area (sure... I'm writing this as if that's a legit, proven fact and not something made up by some hallucinating loonies). What are these worshipped, master dogs smelling and looking for up there? Surely these orifices must contain some incredible treasure for them to have such a persistent reaction towards them, greeting their co-dogs, and any other species for that matter if opportunity is there, with an immediate nose-to-ass "how do you do?". Bring up the specimens. Investigate. Probe!
Awwww, shit.

Everybody can just send their disgusting Twix eggs to me. I'll be sure to dispose of them properly.

I don't think there's any reverse psychology. I think he said exactly what he means. There is currently zero impact to the production of necessities. The farmers didn't stop farming. The entire food distribution network is in place. And over and over again toilet paper manufacturers worldwide have said that they're working at capacity and there won't be a shortage. So he's perfectly fine with consumer spending, even hoarding of items in this time to at least get some type of bright spot in what is otherwise a very bleak economic outlook. He even said exactly what to buy a lot of to help support their local economy. Seems more blunt and honest to me rather than some sneaky attempt at reverse psychology

This is a fine idea, except for the fact that during the entire thing you'd have to continually listen to their batshit logic, most likely spoken with absolute conviction. I could handle about 10 seconds of their "logic" before I wouldn't be able to watch any more.
How do they explain sunlight each day getting longer/shorter throughout the year? Or gravity/centrifugal force (I'm assuming they still think the world spins... but... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) and everything not being whipped off the edge? Centre of the earth is... ? Auuuuuuuugh!!!!
They make the pineapple pizza eaters seem semi-normal.

Ha, take that Farrier!!!!

That is hilarious.
I feel sorry for the ones who have abnormally, tragically mutated tastebuds and think that warm, mushy pineapple is an excellent compliment to pepperoni and tomato sauce. The juice of the pineapple itself takes over, muting and mutilating the otherwise deliciousness of the pizza, the worlds most perfect food. Never let these people pick restaurants, meals, recipes... basically any decision that has to do with food. You just never know what abstract concoction they'll think is reasonable. While they're going "mmmm, isn't this delicious?" you're wondering how you can fake an illness out of the blue, or how you can sneakily dispose of what's on your plate. Where is that hungry dog that is otherwise always staring up at me from under the table while I'm eating? Even it has run away from such a culinary disaster, that it's pretending it needs another nap.
Standalone pineapple as a snack on a beautiful summers day however, is absolute perfection.

As his parent, I'd be absolutely livid.
Not being his parent, I kind of have to congratulate him on his persistence, tenacity, and by the sounds of it, doing it up right while in Bali. Kid knew what he wanted and just went for it. Will either go far in life, or spend a lot of time in prison.

Octopuses are so weird. And intelligent. And delicious. And weird.

They're all cringe-worthy awful. Jester though? Which of these names is not like the other?
The vehicle names are the worst. uugh.

"a self-inflicted eunuch", there's a bunch of words I've never seen together before.

Excellent title.

So, so good. Was laughing like an idiot within about 5 seconds of going to the site. Will definitely be one of my daily sites to view.