I once took milk out of the fridge, took glass out of cupboard, poured glass of milk, put milk back... in cupboard. Found it the following morning and could only laugh. I mean, who drinks a big ol' glass of milk when drunk?

It's not just used here in Canada, it's used everywhere. If you go into any of the big box stores, and go to the hardware isle with all the screws... 90% will be robertson. Anything residential electrical... Robertson. Basically any screw used in residential construction.... Robertson. The only thing I can think of that we regularly see phillips screws in is when they come with something that you have to assemble. Hate them! Granted, when they come with diy-assembly stuff, the quality of the screws are mostly cheap junk to begin with, but ermergerd do they strip easily.
Oh... drywall screws. For some reason drywall screws are phillips. That's the only "building supply" screw that I can think of that isn't robertson here.
It's hip to be square.

This guy was way, way, way ahead of his time. I mean, creating an entire business empire on chicken friends is genius.

a) no, her body was found early Monday morning,b) posting about a search for a missing, recently deceased person is kind of not Neato, more CNN.

Bumper tables are possibly the best thing to come out of this pandemic.
Would very much like to see video of patrons who have enjoyed a few beverages using bumper tables to their full capabilities.

Semi-related, only because of Rolling Stones.
This article finally reminded me to look something up. Every time I hear "You Can't Always Get What You Want" on the radio in the car, I keep wondering who Mr. Jimmy is, and thinking that I have to look that up in the future, when I'm not driving.
Always forget to look it up. Then hear the song again... rinse, wash, repeat.
So... just remembered to look it up. Always thought it was Hendrix. Nope. Could have been a few people apparently, but I like this version:
https://kool1017.com/who-is-mister-jimmy-rolling-stone-song-character-has-ties-to-minnesota/
Apparently it's most likely their producer though, Jimmy Miller.
Basically I looked it up, it's inconclusive, but there's a good story of one of the potential Mr. Jimmy's.

Knot, not "not". :p
Usually (k)not a grammar nazi, but was more about that being a legit sentence that's phonetically bizarre.

Apparently, the term “rage quitting” can not only be applied to gamers; it also can be applied to racers as well.

I mean, this was a professional nascar driver playing a racing video game and rage quit it. Since 99% of gamers do it recreationally and not as a job, rage quitting can be applied to any and all professions.

I figure if aliens are looking down on the planet that they've most likely come to the conclusion that dogs are in charge and we're their underlings. We follow them around and pick up their droppings. Feed them. Play with them to make them happy. Buy them toys. Give them treats. Inflate their egos with all the "good boy" schizzle we speak to them. etc, etc. From puppy, right to old dog age.
The butt sniffing thing may be the entire reason the aliens are into probing in that area (sure... I'm writing this as if that's a legit, proven fact and not something made up by some hallucinating loonies). What are these worshipped, master dogs smelling and looking for up there? Surely these orifices must contain some incredible treasure for them to have such a persistent reaction towards them, greeting their co-dogs, and any other species for that matter if opportunity is there, with an immediate nose-to-ass "how do you do?". Bring up the specimens. Investigate. Probe!
Awwww, shit.

Everybody can just send their disgusting Twix eggs to me. I'll be sure to dispose of them properly.

I don't think there's any reverse psychology. I think he said exactly what he means. There is currently zero impact to the production of necessities. The farmers didn't stop farming. The entire food distribution network is in place. And over and over again toilet paper manufacturers worldwide have said that they're working at capacity and there won't be a shortage. So he's perfectly fine with consumer spending, even hoarding of items in this time to at least get some type of bright spot in what is otherwise a very bleak economic outlook. He even said exactly what to buy a lot of to help support their local economy. Seems more blunt and honest to me rather than some sneaky attempt at reverse psychology

This is a fine idea, except for the fact that during the entire thing you'd have to continually listen to their batshit logic, most likely spoken with absolute conviction. I could handle about 10 seconds of their "logic" before I wouldn't be able to watch any more.
How do they explain sunlight each day getting longer/shorter throughout the year? Or gravity/centrifugal force (I'm assuming they still think the world spins... but... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) and everything not being whipped off the edge? Centre of the earth is... ? Auuuuuuuugh!!!!
They make the pineapple pizza eaters seem semi-normal.

Ha, take that Farrier!!!!