Now German dogs are expecting socialised medicine? Faw I say!

The power of concidence compels you!

@Cola

Sure, but where would we be today without all the porn, advertising and cats that infest teh internets?

There are FOUR lights! >:(

If only I had the same degree of motivation as the sperm I developed from had.

Sometimes it's better to have a closed mind then an open wallet.

It could be worse.

http://www.ajet-japan.com/EmergencyTrap.gif

I always considered dating to be a form of "grinding", and I'm not talking about the erotic kind. Not that there's anything wrong with that, chicks dig JRPGs.

I’m thinking she is overweight, and that's what hid the pregnancy. I'm sure she was even asked if she had sex, and probably said no, then its case closed from there and the hospital can’t pry any further. It's not the first time that's happened.

Megatron? That's a biblical name right?

“The lion was in the same room, so I pounded on the window and side of the house in an attempt to get the lion to leave through one of the open doors.”

That won't even work against racoons.

That was a good read, thanx!

I love all these old maps. You have to wonder though how much the cartographers believed in the accuracy of their own maps, and how much of it they just considered "guidelines". There's a total lack of consistency between them, but each displays a unique pattern to that individual's perception of the world they lived on. I also find it amusing that people knew back then the Earth was round, but today we still have the Flat-Earth society who would rather stay clinging to the idea it isn't.

Oh geez, look what you did now. Now I have to stain the whole thing!

A little Banksy, but mostly goofy.