I get yolk on my face when i eat Egg sandwiches, because i have a beard and i like runny yolks.

I guy walks in to a bar with a sack, looks at the bartender and says "If I show you something completely amazing will you give me a free drink?"

"Well for a free drink it would have to be pretty amazing." says the bartender.

So the guy reaches into the bag a pulls out a tiny working piano and a hamster. The hamster sits and the piano and starts to play Ragtime.

"Well, that is pretty amazing but i don't think it's worth a free drink." replies the Bartender.

So the guy reaches back into the bag and pulls out a frog, and as the hamster plays the frog starts to sing along. Amazed a fellow patron at the bar jumps up and says "Wow, i'll buy that frog from you for 100 dollars"
So the first man hands over the frog and gets 100 dollars. The Bartender comments, "I don't want to pry into your business but you just gave away a fortune."

"Not really, the hamster is also a Ventriloquist."

(Rimshot)

A pirate walks in to a bar sits down to order. The Bartender hands him his drink, looks him over and asks, "Do you know you have a steering wheel coming out of your pants?" To This the Pirate Replies, "Arr, it's driving Me Nuts."

Thanks everyone, I'll be here all week.

Try the Veal.

There's a Dentist not to far from my home who's name is Carver he has a large sign out in from of his Office that reads; "Dr. Carver." He should have been a surgeon.

My dentist is named Kennith Cox. I'm sure to an 8th grader that's funny.

HA... did not see that coming.

That's all well and good but in the end youd live in Festus, Missouri. So is it worth it?

Lord of The Rings?

You ride a Met! I drive a Ruckus myself.

I do find this beautiful but, I worry about it's safety and usability. I wouldn't leave it out in the sun or rain, defiantly wouldn't wanna crash it. As an Art object it's very well done.

or pre-quels either.

That's one way to tell the entire world you are a NERD.

I do love Star Wars.

you hear the stories of people writing on their leg "Other Leg" just to be sure the docs take the right one.
It's sad and funny. Sa-unny? Sadny?

so, where's the rest of the song?

At first glance I thought Travis Pitts had done them..
that's some great Illus skills.

Wow, using garlic as a media that's cool.

WOW. what's the record for most comments here on Neat-o-rama. I read to about 50 and then just skipped down here to say this. 107 is impressive.