Where's the Neat-o-rama pie chart. That's the one i wanna see.

If you are going to have a dinosaur walking around the place why choose a carnivore?

Child porn. Only in Australia.

I'd drink G over toilet water any day.

I can only imagine "noodling" has been around for quite awhile. You think humans (semi-aquatic apes)always used rods and reels to catch fish?

if only the clip included less Jar-jar.

I put my old cell through the wash machine. I let it dry out and it no longer worked. The SIM card went into my new phone and it(the card)still works to this day. So yeah even if the phone is toast the Card might still work.

That's kinda scary if you think about it.

The real question is; if a nuclear war were to break out how likely is my city to be hit and where is the bomb most likely to fall? Cus, little town KS might not be the best target.

When I worked at a photo lab we had a Silver reclaimer on the paper processor and i could hear it. Well, i could hear it when the paper processor wasn't on. Everyone said I was crazy and it wasn't making any sound. I'm 29 now and that sound was loud and piercing to me.

and then he dies and his family take all the cans to the recycling and get 50 bucks.

You know there is an actual medical syndrome that fuses the legs of the fetus together so when they are born they look like Mermaids.

I was in line at the grocery store the other day and I hear a lady calling to her Daughter, her name was Genesis.

When we left I asked my Wife and we were both like WTF!

They call them BookCarts here in KC.

If you want to know what Butterbeer taste like Rowling has said it's a Butterscotch Soda, so just go get butterscotch syrup and club soda..

My biggest fear (about the theme park)is that they will mess it up and it will be to campy.

Well I don't ever check boingboing so these are all new to me.