Yeah, like that would EVER happen in a public school.

Oh boo hoo. The US spends billions on it's welfare programs, yet you people want to begrudge businesses that actually work for their money (and pay the taxes for all those welfare programs) the right to protect their own property?

Finally, someone comes up with a solution to that age old problem of just not having the right sized candle holder when you need it. I know my life is now complete.

Kudo's to the dog for proving it's smarter then it's human owner.

@Donna: America is a major world power.

It can maintain a military force in that cesspool called Irag AND throw a habitual criminal in prison for stealing a donut.

Personally, I don't have a problem with either one.

This isn't his first offense, so the value of what he was STEALING doesn't come into play. Maybe he just can't get his tiny little mind around the rules society has in place, but he'll certainly learn first hand the penalties for breaking them. Personally, I think we should outsource (or offshore or whatever the clever term is today) prisonors to the nice, efficient and much much much cheaper China prisons.

"On his way home to Seoul"

So the Leader of NORTH Korea lives in the capital of SOUTH Korea???

Those are not "monkeys" they're "chimpanzees" (or chimps).

A quick bath, a fresh nappy, and babies have a unique (and nice) smell (you just have to know which end to sniff).

Yes, but does it bring back that new kid smell?

From this sampling, it's safe to say that America is doomed. People should just start learning Mandarin now.

Yes, yes, those poor old mis-understood muslims. So hard to figure out why the world hates them with all their wonderful marketing tactics (you know, the terrorism, the beheadings, the burnings, the killings, the we hate anyone that's not muslim speeches, their stone age philosophy, their shameful treatment of women and children). I'm shocked, just shocked that normal, logical, kind people just can't "understand" these bastions for the religion of peace.

Peddle your sugar water and your feeble attempts at rationalization their misdeeds elsewhere.

Paul, I would assume so, they are very smart. Arnie had a pig door and a pig house (the bacon shack) outside, and was housebroken. Even though the pig would probably catch on quick, probably not a optimal solution, due to the smell and such.

I had a potbelly pig named Arnold (after the governator). He was the bestest, smartest, cleanest, politest, well behaved pet I've ever had (the pig, not the governor).

Great, now I have to worry about crow's borrowing my tools instead of just my neighbor Boris (and no his wifes name is not Natasha).