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For those who are too young to remember this type of thing: Watch the movie "Poltergiest". There is a scene when the TV rolls the end of broadcast tape and static is left on the screen.
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Orlando, Florida - February 20, 2083: A box of 15,000 absentee ballots were received today at the County Registar's office dated from November 2004. Counting of the ballots indicated 13,294 votes were cast for presidential candidate Al Gore. Had the votes been delivered on time, the presidency would have gone to the former Vice President instead of Republican George W. Bush.

Postal Service spokesman, Ima Doofus, said it is impossible to know why the ballots took so long to be delivered.
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Having set up his kangaroo cam to photograph the climatic battle, Mike Marsupial, a.k.a. The Amazing Kanga-man, leapt into battle with the diabolical Nature Boy. "I see right through your monochromatic sweater, pants, and shoe disguise Nature Boy", shouted Kanga-man as he used his super bouncey-punchy powers. "Assa manga bannga boing!!!!", replied the bohemian anarchist. But before he pulled out his Bada-Bing Boomarang, Nature Boy was jacked up by a lightening double tap to the chin.

Later, dressed as freelance photographer Mike Marsupial, Kanga-man sold the photographs ...
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I think the crystal comes in because you have to be on crystal meth to even think about eating a placenta or putting it on your face. Honestly, if you've ever seen a placenta come out, your first thought isn't, "Hey! That would look so good on my skin!" I know that was never my first thought.
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At one point in my life I often would go from New Jersey to Virginia on the weekends. My favorite route took me across both the Cape May ferry and the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel. It was always an amazing drive/ride.

The trip I most remember involved an amourous encounter during the ferry ride.

I want to get in my car right now and go again.
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Mr. Rogers was truly a great man. He validated that it was okay to be a child.

In our culture it is true that the only thing the masses love better than an icon is a fallen icon. The fact that Fred Rogers was never torn down is a testament to his true goodness. I have never heard of any scandalous thing associated with this man that has been shown to be true. The suspicion people have about him, to me, would seem to stem from the axiom that "if it looks to good to be true, it isn't". Fred Rogers stands as the example true goodness.
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