Hime, theyre not for wearing, theyre for eating

Im really not that old Sparks. I just went to a public elementary school that hadnt had a new book since the 40s

never noticed, I always open links in a new window.

The cube is pretty simple but it is fascinating especially if you play with one.

ooo a mystery, call the scooby gang or the Hardy boys.

I remember at the height of the beanie baby craze there was a huge truckload of them spilled on the highway. It wouldnt have been a problem except for all the pedestrians trying to loot stuffed animals in the middle of 60mph traffic.

Congratulations Sir

great, now I have to explain to every guy at the urinal that Im just checking his watch

It's over Miss, let it go.

I <3 this post. Thank you blog-monkey

very cute

Sounds like Mark Millar's Kick Ass

ScreenSleuth, I doubt anyone is condoning shooting another person. Its more tongue in cheek, as we have all experienced rude theatre goers and may have had that brief moment when we fantasized about punching the offenders in the face.

I usually just ask the people to please be quiet and get apologetic responses, followed by their silence. Politeness is usually met with politeness. Im guessing if I told someone in a movie theatre to STFU they would only escalate their annoying behavior.

again, sounds good but looks horrid

If theyre so rare, why not just leave them alone

had to recycle the aluminum festivus pole for a little $

fetus ornament - sort of distasteful
fetus in commando gear ornament - sort of funny

the little felted mario is pretty cool

sounds good but looks disgusting