"Gasp! I left the oven on"

Ok, I'm done now.

"Laugh it up big boy, wait until you get your tailfeathers stuck to the ice"

"Yeah, I can see it. I think it's a piece of lettuce"

"What do you mean? I'll get in no problem - we'll use the springboard"

This trailer looks terrible. The song is terrible and a very poor fit (can you recycle soundtracks like this?). I do not see a shred of intelligence anywhere in that trailer. I think this will be one of those movies where those familiar with the book and those who aren't can join hands and hate in harmony.
I have no idea if it was the same for V for Vendetta, I will never know what it feels like to see that movie without having read the book. I only know what it feels like to watch a comic book milestone get crushed by the pretension of those dimwits who did Bound and the last two Matrix movies.
Please save comic books. Kill Hollywood. Kill them all.

Huh-huh...bulge...rubber...snake...flexible tube...traveling down tubes...thickness...sealed off at both ends...too much...gay innuendo...can't...eugh...

There they are again! Won't anybody think of our pods!

They want our pods! The pod people have run out of their own! Soon they'll be after our triffids!

(and once you realize that both figures are facing the same way, you can see just how terrifying the pod-people's appearance is -- with their backwards feet and one massive upper lip)

I had cats pooping on my lawn, so now I put cat pheromones on my lawn and wait for them in my rocker with a 12-gauge in my lap. I also built a bear-trap at the bus-stop, it's only a matter of time before I catch myself a pedophile.
Oh, and sometimes I knee-cap people who look at me strangely.
That man is an American hero.

"...at that point Owens was getting mildly irritated at Heinrich constantly tapping his shoulder and asking, "You gold is very schieny. Ven vill I get mein gold?""

Bad boys are the ones who sleep around and want to bed as many partners as huMANly possible (remember, this applies to gay guys as well). Most of the bad guys try with very little luck. The good guys usually don't care as much about that (one of the things that makes them "good"). And those stand-offish, hard-to-get kind of guys do just as well as the bad apples.
At the end of the day, I doubt you can say more than half of either group is doing great with the ladies, the difference is that one group isn't putting that much effort into it.

Anyway, is there such a thing as an objective criteria for what constitutes "good" and "bad"? When was that settled?

Want to save endangered species? Dump them in Australia and they´ll reach pest status in a matter of weeks.
Some entrerprising soul should import Pandas into Australia - a year from now I´ll have a Panda pelt hanging on my kitchen wall.