They Want Your Pod!

Actually I was going to suggest puffy down-jacket man is the potential victim here. iPod guy seems to have the shirtless Bruce Lee thing going on... my guess is he's going to put a roundhouse kick on puffy before he can say "Gimme that..."

Ah, a pun, or a play on words. But I digress, this sign shows prejudice against people who wear puffy down jackets.

So, the criminals will go somewhere else. wow

Putting signs up sure beats having an effective police presence!

The inclusion of the complaint line, sorry, Crime"stoppers" phone number is a nice touch too.

@dragon tryst

Fake iPod sounds awesome idea. What do you use for it? Also would be cool to put a mini explosive in which triggers when you press play- but then Pod victim falls victim to more important law of anti-terrorism.

No poster-warnings there, just surveillance and arrest.