Thanks for that! Now I know what to avoid.

Think of all the sausages they could have made!

I used to be a butcher in England many years ago and had charts similar to these around the place for customer information. The British way of cutting beef is slightly different and some cuts go by different names, but the information is excellent and applies whatever you call the cut. Too few places give this sort of help for customers when choosing meat.

Yuk!

Needs a good slap, more like!

And I thought local government in The UK was petty minded and bureaucratic!

Good luck selling any of those!

Since when has any of Harry Potter made sense?

So long as it weeds out the lower forms of life, I'm all for it.

Since when have Minis become luxury cars?

Pfft! It's not a proper ton is it? Not even a metric tonne. Just a short ton.

He's not well, is he?

Brilliant! Now if only I could understand how the minds of people who actually buy modern art worked!

It's understand the motive, but am I the only one to find that just a bit creepy?

Nope - don't recognise any of them.