And the police have done not one thing in the intervening years to dispel the notion that they hire the dumbest futhermuckers they can find.

I am frustrated with the Vikings series. A lot is known about the Vikings, and it's already pretty epic. The showrunners could have made an awesome program and still been historically accurate. Instead they decided to make... that. I watched half of the first season and couldn't make myself sit through any more. I'll pass on this new series.

My dad's brother married my mom's sister, so I have some double cousins too, but none of us are twins. It's a different aunt who had triplets.

I'm pretty sure that's just an Instagram filter. The woman's sleeves are sparkling too.

If it doesn't have animatronic velociraptors springing out of hidden panels, I don't want it.

I'd want to see a roll bar. This thing looks too narrow for off-road stability, and it would suck to have it crush your leg in a roll-over. Also, why so slow?

The top of the left hip pocket is going to fold over and make a permanent wrinkle there.

HWY 101 is always losing sections. This is nothing new, and it hasn't accelerated significantly from past washouts. There used to be sections of the highway that ran on the beach, and couldn't be passed at high tide, before they were moved up the cliff face onto cutouts. As long as people want to move up and down the coast, it will be worthwhile to maintain the highway.

I'm pretty sure it's lemon-flavored gelatin for the pie. It's not horrible, but it's not what I'd want if I expected lemon meringue.

"Not really wolves?" This is a dumb take. They departed from the grey wolf lineage about the same time humans departed from the chimps. Does this mean humans are not apes?

In a modern delivery cabinet, I would include a web camera to notify you of the delivery and show what's there, and a UV light to disinfect the contents before you bring it into the house.

My uncle used to beachcomb in Florida after storms, and he had a couple shoeboxes full of shark's teeth he had collected. He had one about that size, and we all assumed it was from a megalodon. It's about 3 times the size of anything you'd see on a great white.