Needs a few more accessories: optional grey hairs everywhere, bunions, crow's feet, a mustache, chin hairs, those bumpy bits that will form in the crease under her sagging breasts, brittle fingernails, one wonky hip or knee, a few crowns or possibly veneers, reading glasses, little pairs of formerly white undies that ceased to be white after the first "accident", oddly patterned pubic hair growth after the hysterectomy, a tiny bottle of Prilosec, dry patches for her elbows and knees and a loofah, and several prepared snarky retorts for when the TSA officer looks at her and says she doesn't really look like her driver's license photo anymore.

That commercial could not have been more charming. Thanks, Miss C!

Well, let's see... at the top of my list are the slobs; the ones that don't shower or wash their gym clothes, and/or sweat in puddles on the equipment and don't mop up after themselves. I'm not real wild about the loud cell phone/bluetooth yellers on the treadmills either.

This would be more interesting to me as a consumer were I not wondering if the turgid atmosphere a few inches above the seat weren't likewise flavoring the water. Not refreshing.

Hilarious!

Talk about cross-dressing...

I just love these!

+10 for keeping a straight face and omitting all the sarcasm he was no doubt feeling.

What I really would have liked to have seen was how the brush was loaded with paint.

Egads! All that water for the private use of one family?

The peekabooer may be in for a far ruder surprise.

The last compartment in the back of the silverware caddy is also a good place to put your scrubber sponge for cleaning. The sponges can get really smelly and the chemicals in dishwashing liquid are strong. I find running the sponge through the dishwasher every other cycle lengthens the life of the sponge and leaves me less worried I'm just adding germiness to my dishes rather than cleaning them away.