Exoskeletons vs Aliens may be "Starship Troopers", esp with Tom Cruise, although live/die/repeat sounds like Haldeman's "Forever War" series.
Mississippi Riverboat may be one of the "Riverworld" series.

So, Superman is like Naruto!

Ha! Think it's easy to make a police sketch? Try your hand at it here:
http://flashface.ctapt.de/
Whenever I try to do my own face, I look like I just robbed a minimart.

Bidet. That is all

That title has implications that suggest, well, something different. Kind of like the fate of the pool 'boy', if you know what I mean . . .

Of course they're left handed. They are in Australia. You know, the Southern hemisphere!

No nose hair (or eyebrow hair)

Why is he pumping his own gas when Alfred is right there?

See this TED talk about a kindergarten in Japan:

OK, it must have hurt, but I am sure he felt much more confident and attractive while wearing them!

OK, yeah. We'd use Usenet and Gopher. When you got an email attachment, you'd have to concatenate a bunch of .uue files and use UUdecode on them. That would be a bit inconvenient when you try to binge-watch "Friends" by going to ftp.netflix.com to download each episode. Oh, and when you want to get some software, you can send an email to the Simtel listserver, or send a query to Archie!

God, I am So Old!

She is taking a topless selfie?

The silver ant's behavior and environment has a fascinating post-apocalyptic feel to it: living in an environment that is so harsh. It turns out that the foragers wait in underground chambers while scouts rush in and out of the entry, monitoring the heat of the surface. When the scouts determine that it is deadly hot outside, then the foragers get a signal to run out en masse to capture the victims of the sun.