This is like the Improv Everywhere "Tourist Lane" gag.
http://improveverywhere.com/2010/06/08/the-tourist-lane/

I can hardly believe the level of discourse and vocabulary used here, compared with our current 'news' programs.

They look like extras for "The Muppet Show"

So . . . this is not a division of Yum! brands. If the estate of George Orwell can sue for copyright violation on the number "1984", surely Yum! can take action on the letters "KFC".

waitaminnit. Canada? Not Florida?

Bidet. A non-electric bidet seat costs less than $40, which is about the same as ten boxes of 'flushable' wipes. If you dare, you can dry yourself with inexpensive and reusable cotton washcloths, which can then be washed in your laundry.

Infections at joints can be very serious. I think the lack of medical followup was a really bad idea. I'd imagine that the doctor's exit orders would have included some instructions along the lines of "if the area continues to be inflamed, or becomes discolored, return for a re-examination."

What . . . what was that? Zombie Pig-pen?

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
There! It had to be said!

Babies. So entertaining.
Glue a magnet on their back, and you'll have hours of fun!

The Barbershop Harmony Society, legally and historically named the Society for the Preservation and Encouragement of Barber Shop Quartet Singing in America, Inc.
I loved the old SPEBSQSA name!

Everyone knows that you roast parrot, not boil them!

These books . . . they will be the destruction of society! Look at all those people sitting and not interacting with each other!

Reminds me of the "Frogger" episode of "Seinfeld"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0697701/