Her Californian accent sounds...
unnatural.

Weird, since I have never heard anyone try to imitate it.

Childhood. RUINED.

They brought my favorite BACK! but it's not as great as it used to be. When I was little, I was obsessed with the submarine ride. They killed it, then resurrected it!

But now it's Nemo :(

Obviously it's used to punish small children who are being naughty. You shoot the disc, which is powered by the uranium in the handle, at a disobedient kid. the disc hurts, then later they have radiation poisoning.

But so do you.

Obviously it's used to harvest eggs from under hens. The hammer taps the egg out of the nest, while the hook part keeps the hen's legs out of the way.

why does she dance like a baby slut? and what the HELL was she doing with her head? awkward...

the dog made my day :P

orchids "fake out" pollinators by tempting them with the smell of nectar, and even growing places where nectar can be stored. however, once the insect gets close enough to the "nectar" it's grabbed the pollen, and finds an empty petal as a reward.

sucks for the bees out there.

The largest berry is the eggplant.

here's a downer fact:

A "downer" is a farm animal that is too sick or injured to stand and walk. They're routinely abused and oftentimes killed by other animals, but they're still certified by the USDA. Pass the ham, please :)

"I completely disapprove of this... this... paltry excuse for a heated beverage!"