My weapon of choice would be to find a pub with heavy doors, small windows and hand-drawn beers. Then wait until order is restored. Have I already got one in mind. You betcha. Am I telling you. No way. It only has so many packets of peanuts in stock.
Is that how many Reiki practitioners it takes to cure Leukemia then, 1000? How many for a cold, 'cos my nose is blocked and my eyes are streaming this morning.
If anyone is still a fan of the Simpsons I would heartily recommend the Simpsons Video Game on PS3, Xbox or Wii. It's the funniest game I've ever played.
I've read it all too and it has provided me with many hours of entertainment at work. It's the first thing I do every morning during the week so Mondays are the best!
"rival tagging crews get shot"
Not in Cornwall.