Rats, homework... Oh,wait. No rats. DARN!!!

Better idiot, med.

Prosthetic fin for a marlin.

Idiot proof, med.

Now if they could just remove enough of the excess flashing lights so you can see their turn signals, and not 'pull off' right into their path...

Evolutionists say fossils are formed when dead animals are slowly covered in silt which then becomes sedimentary rock. Sorry, but six mating pairs of turtles weren't all dead. They may be slow, but not that slow. They were surprised by a thick wave of mud. Sounds like evidence of Noah's flood to me!

I could see that being part of a Pink Floyd concert!

It's upside down! It's a milking stool. No, not like the farmer sits on. The cow sits on this kind, and her weight squeezes the milk out through the eight holes. It's much faster that way! The middle hole is a safety feature in case a bull sits on it accidentally.

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It's a reverse polish lug wrench. You have to crawl under the car to use it, but it makes left hand thread work in the normal manner.

Better idiot, med.

With au jus!

"Maybe that’s just where it broke down.
It is, after all, a Fiat." Oh, really? Have you driven a Fiat that is less than 35 years old? Does a Toyota Corona have anything in common with a recent Camry? What does today's Beetle share with one from 1972? Fiat started making a big effort to cure problem areas in 1978. They left the US market in '83 because of a weak dealer network (not a weak product). They have continued to update and improve since then. I drove a newer Fiat in Spain a few years ago, and it was MUCH more refined than those from the problem years of the early seventies. Maybe you can entertain us with a fresh Agnew joke instead!

No mention is made of their speed. While most birds fly at 30- 35 mph, I've clocked ducks at 55. Are pigeons any faster than ducks?

In Lebanon,NH, there is a place called "Elephant Rock" by the locals. It's not a sculpture but a natural rock that looks like the head and back of an elephant supporting the side of the dirt road. I'd link a photo, but I'm 1000 miles away now.

New hip? A place just down the street from here has been selling loads of recycled cop cars with custom paint and 22" wheels for uh,... FIVE YEARS!

Nice story about the antennae, but not a bit of information supporting evolution. No fossils with half formed hooks. Just some scientist backward engineering them by manipulating the genes. That isn't natural evolution. That is outside input by intelligent (but not wise) design.

A serious guess- for those who hang their cast iron skillets, this would hold the lid.

Better idiot, med.

Permanent Investigations Subcommittee of the Senate Committee ... P.I.S.S. Committee?