How about if we ban the American Civil LIBERTIES Union because they only ever try to put restrictions on our liberty?

Tar Wars! Lady and the Tram! Oldfinger! The Big Hill! Raisin Arizona! One with the Wind! Moby Ick! Superma! It's a Wonderful Lie! Roger Rabbi! Rumpy Old Men! The Parent Rap! One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Net!

Deep in right field, a Chicago Bear reaches for a high fly.

Better Idiot, med.

Spear! (spar...&*%$@$^)

Whoa! How'd they DO that? They threw a spar right through the middle of a grenade without exploding it!

Idiot proof, med.

How to draw a cartoon shark

Wasn't that easy? You should try out my other how-to-draw tutorials too:

Draw attention
Draw water
Draw stares
Draw Water
Draw curtains
Draw fire

My first thought was how in the world could those 10 bike riders synchronize themselves perfectly with the helicopter blades if it was 10 photos!

My entire wardrobe from birth to her mother's age cost less than $10,000!

Aaarghh, they broke the spaghetti! Ragu broke the spaghetti on their own commercial! I knew there was a reason I preferred Prego.

I must be a pre-revolutionary throwback. My 7 1/4 helmet is too tight!

If the lazy non-producers get an even share of wealth, they are quite happy and remain non-producers.
If diligent productive people only get that same even share of wealth for all their hard work, they feel cheated, lose motivation and eventually become non-producers. In the end, there is no wealth for anyone to share.

Before the transistor age led to widespread miniaturization,these were used as Monopoly game pieces.

Better idiot, med.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!

It's the exoskeleton from a molting R2 droid.

Better idiot, med.

Nope, not a crime. He's using his arms. He has a right to bear arms. If he used his leg, then it would be a fellow knee.