Ha! Tom Enjerry.

At least Jessica Rabbit isn't a cellphone addict.

Need to get me a pair of those.

Wait... Kentucky has had electricity for 10 years? Congratulations!

"... at the most inopportune times?"
There's no such thing.

Wonder what he thinks about holidays when all of the teachers and staff are gone.

Can't help thinking there were a couple of accidental farts during that photography session.

Why would anyone go there? How about a novelty restaurant where the kitchen staff never wash their hands? That sounds just as pleasant.

Chopsticks are perfect for turning over spam slices in the pan. Or bacon.

These things are disgusting. Since they cannot be shut off, pigeons love to sit on the bowls and get a drink, so there's lots of pigeon poop on them. And since they are always running, that's a lot of water that's wasted 365 days each year.
Portland is a wasteful city.

Who's Bert? I suspect him.

I was an extra on The River Why in a scene that was filmed at a museum. One of the actors, Zach Gilford, was really condescending and mean to the museum staff between takes.

She looks kind of old to be in high school. Maybe she was held back 9 or 10 times.