Cherry has to treat you this way. But she enjoys it, too. How could she not like insulting doofuses like you who apparently can't read a menu or make a decision to save your life?
Welcome to Ed Debevic's, a diner in Chicago. The waiters are specially trained to be rude--although they may also have a lot of natural talent, too. In Cherry's case, she's actually a character developed by a woman named Kryssie. Be sure to leave her a good tip if she's particularly ill-mannered with you. You inspire the best in her, but it's still hard work.
-via First We Feast