No moats! Ergo, no sharks-in-moats.

I'm reminded of the movie Se7en.

Nathan Fillion and Jason Bateman look like twins.

I see it has a small moat around it, but does the moat come with sharks or does the buyer have to provide their own?

Step 1: get a haircut;
Step 2: dye your hair;
Step 3: If you wear glasses, lose them. If you don't wear glasses, get some;
Step 4: Hang out in a casino. Open 24 hours, plenty of food, plenty of places to disappear into the crowds.

I can understand Bono, Yoko Ono, etc. living there. But how did Rex Reed ever get enough millions of dollars to afford one of the apartments?

The "Who can withstand the most wedgies?" competition.

Luke can use that whenever he's lookin' for love in Alderaan places. If there's no physical contact, is it technically incest?

He left his keys in the motorcycle? Doesn't he know there are thieves in that neighborhood?

Wow. Really good editing.

Matt. Damon.

2 words -- "mosquito eater". Let it be.

I just learned that Germany has beaches.