Alan...yes THAT Alan's Comments
A homemade ID? You're a criminal mastermind!
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Christopher, You've just summarized the first chapter of an exciting Harry Potter reboot. Keep 'em coming!
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At the Oklahoma City airport: A huge sign announcing that all cars entering the parking lot must have their trunks searched by the TSA; a long traffic jam, as a result of all of the cars being stopped.
When it was my turn, the TSA guy told me to pop the trunk. He looked inside, saw that it contained a couple of suitcases, and then let me drive on. I asked him if they've caught any bad guys. "No", he said.
The boneheads at the TSA never considered that:
1) Bad guys with bombs in their cars will probably drive directly to the terminal loading zone and not bother going to the parking lot;
2) Bad guys might hide their bombs inside of a suitcase;
3) Bad guys might put their bombs elsewhere in the car, besides in the trunk, since only trunks are searched;
4) Even if a really stupid bad guy had a ticking bomb just sitting in his trunk and then decided to drive to the parking lot, the huge sign announcing trunk-searches might persuade him to change his plan or go back home.
As a result, not one bad guy is ever caught, but lots and lots of good guys are delayed and miss their flights. Thanks, TSA!
When it was my turn, the TSA guy told me to pop the trunk. He looked inside, saw that it contained a couple of suitcases, and then let me drive on. I asked him if they've caught any bad guys. "No", he said.
The boneheads at the TSA never considered that:
1) Bad guys with bombs in their cars will probably drive directly to the terminal loading zone and not bother going to the parking lot;
2) Bad guys might hide their bombs inside of a suitcase;
3) Bad guys might put their bombs elsewhere in the car, besides in the trunk, since only trunks are searched;
4) Even if a really stupid bad guy had a ticking bomb just sitting in his trunk and then decided to drive to the parking lot, the huge sign announcing trunk-searches might persuade him to change his plan or go back home.
As a result, not one bad guy is ever caught, but lots and lots of good guys are delayed and miss their flights. Thanks, TSA!
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I assume Benny Hill saw this commercial and loved it.
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Finally! A plastic surgeon who makes house-calls.
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Underwear can be turned inside-out and worn a second time.
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"Visual range" and "sensor range" seem like the same thing, but not "targeting range".
For example, I can look at a far-away tree through a telescope (visual range), but that doesn't mean I can hit it with a BB gun (targeting range). The starship's sensors have identified the other ship, but all they can do is look at it on their big-screen until it gets close enough for their torpedoes to hit it.
For example, I can look at a far-away tree through a telescope (visual range), but that doesn't mean I can hit it with a BB gun (targeting range). The starship's sensors have identified the other ship, but all they can do is look at it on their big-screen until it gets close enough for their torpedoes to hit it.
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She would have been 11 or 12 at the time. Good facial / body expressions. She would have been a really good actress.
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While he was in the bathroom, Al suddenly appeared.
"Ziggy says there's a 98% chance that you saved that man."
And then Sam leaped, hoping it would be his last.
"Ziggy says there's a 98% chance that you saved that man."
And then Sam leaped, hoping it would be his last.
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"Why did they have to schedule this fashion show on burrito day?"
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The Dune movie wins the award for being both the boringest AND confusingest sci-fi movie. It was even worse than Blade Runner.
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Wonder what kind of car it was.
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Can't Simon Pegg just buy a slice of pizza whenever he wants one?
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Cult members who are so obedient to their portable idol that they'll stare at it, even when their life is at risk? Let 'em die.
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That's 12. Was the final kid listed as "none of the above"?