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I only have 28 teeth, plus the 4 semi-exposed wisdom teeth in the back.
"Quality, not quantity": that's my motto.

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Oh.
Anyway, I hope Mr. Brooks rests peacefully at night when he goes to bed. R.I.P.

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And there wasn't a single furry in that Mad Max movie. False advertising!

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I laughed at those little jack-o-lanterns that ended up looking like Pac-Man ghosts that are suffering from low self-esteem.

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R.I.P., Mel Brooks.

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Those BOYS need some proper holsters.

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So the freezing doesn't harm the peanuts?

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Good one! It all made sense.

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I'll bet his punk friends are going to bully him now for getting beat up by a 43 year old woman.

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And yet, it's OK for the superintendent to use the word 'trigger'?

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The most-recent entry says "After nine years and countless Photoshop disasters, we are closing our virtual doors."

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When every living being in the airplane is asleep, there is no threat of hijacking, no screaming babies, and no need to pay stewardesses, so ticket prices will go down.
The airline can then free up even more space currently wasted on bathrooms and the cockpit. The plane can be flown remotely, like a drone.

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