Geez, you people have no sympathy at all. Do you have any idea the stress involved with trying to decide between a black Ferrari and a red one? Or the sleepless nights because that toilet seat is gold and you SPECIFIED that you wanted platinum?!?

"A few years later three of the students hypnotized by Kenney died..."

Everyone who has ever been hypnotized dies a few years later.

Not kidding: I bought the house in Oregon where a serial killer murdered a 61-year-old woman in 1991. He spent the next few years killing more women before getting caught and tried. Cesar Barone died on death row a few years ago.
http://crime.about.com/od/serial/p/barone.htm

It's witchcraft, I tell ya.

I assumed all of the people in the photos were looking at the last nude Playboy magazine.

That's method acting right there.

I only recognized the 2 American songs: You Are My Sunshine and Hey Jude. None of the foreign songs sounded familiar. Must be the accent.

He needs a job.

I wish there were video of this 75-year-old beating the 19-year-old.

Tip-of-the-day: When you go to a field to burn a big pile of garbage, make sure your van is fully stocked with ammunition.

And there wasn't a single furry in that Mad Max movie. False advertising!

I laughed at those little jack-o-lanterns that ended up looking like Pac-Man ghosts that are suffering from low self-esteem.