Teaching her son that "respecting women" means "spending money". Courtesy, kindness, responsibility, empathy, etc. can all be taught, and learned, without throwing money at a fellow human.

I never heard of that movie, but now I want to.

No shaky camera? No computer graphics? No mood music? No sound effects? This was great!

2 flocks of birds, performing mating dances. But, since nobody gets hurt, the crowds seem to like it, and it provides some exercise for the dancers, I hope they keep this tradition going.

A very Brady convention.

What a ghetto. Look at all of the thieves that come to the carport.

Huh. I read about these in a book, but never knew what they really sounded like.

I've been on the USS Lexington several times. It's interesting, but not haunted. Or creepy, whatever that means.

My 2016 plan for world domination:
1) Finish the time machine;
2) Visit Taco Bell before using time machine;
3) Blow away the competition and receive huge tracts of land;
4) Come back to 2016 and sell the lands for big profits.

Now is ready for Moose and Squirrel.

I'd be afraid to go pee.