Nobody needs $1.5 billion. It would be better if, rather than giving the whole jackpot to one person, they split it up among 15 thousand people. Each winner would get $100K, which is plenty.
Secret Whataburger menu: Tell the cashier to hold the mustard, because they put so much mustard on that it's overpowering. Next she'll ask if you want mayonnaise instead. Yes, mayonnaise is fine. Also grill the onions. And add a slice of cheese. Then substitute a bottle of orange juice for the high fructose sodas (it's the same price). Finally, when they bring it out, get the spicy ketchup.