Ha! Jaundice epidemic on the TV behind Marge.

You can buy all kinds of crap from Amazon.

How do you know that you have too much money? This.

Secret Whataburger menu: Tell the cashier to hold the mustard, because they put so much mustard on that it's overpowering. Next she'll ask if you want mayonnaise instead. Yes, mayonnaise is fine. Also grill the onions. And add a slice of cheese. Then substitute a bottle of orange juice for the high fructose sodas (it's the same price). Finally, when they bring it out, get the spicy ketchup.

Bet now there's a hair on the ham. It's ruined.

A moose once bit my sister...

Teaching her son that "respecting women" means "spending money". Courtesy, kindness, responsibility, empathy, etc. can all be taught, and learned, without throwing money at a fellow human.

I never heard of that movie, but now I want to.

No shaky camera? No computer graphics? No mood music? No sound effects? This was great!

2 flocks of birds, performing mating dances. But, since nobody gets hurt, the crowds seem to like it, and it provides some exercise for the dancers, I hope they keep this tradition going.

A very Brady convention.