Do they make a pink one, too, for the ladies?

I've never been to Egypt, but always assumed people are allowed to climb the pyramids, sit on the pyramids, take pictures of each other on the pyramids, etc. just like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall.
So you're only allowed to stand next to them and look at them? Boring.

This is exactly why I:
- no longer answer my phone for an unknown number. If it's important, they can leave a message;
- no longer answer my door when somebody knocks. They can leave a flyer for me to throw in the trash later.

He forgot to mention the fluffer.

Not sure what she did with electrical outlets. And man of the rooms look like they don't have light switches; or else they're very-well hidden somewheres.
With all that attention to detail, one would think there'd be a classier toilet paper holder than just a roll mounted on the wall by the toilets.

Correction: "...they were never used and are in mint-green condition."

Nids subtoy'les. Oi kahn' unnerstan' 'em.

"How to ruin cheesecake, Aussie-style"

Today I had to turn on the A/C in my car. There's a reason I moved to south Texas.

Amazing how we're accustomed to certain styles of music to equal certain genres of movies.

Yep. Not every day you find a carnivorous plant digesting a dead lizard.

Also, by walking single file, they hide their numbers.