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James Ross-Munro and Kane Wiblen, who are very Australian, had been out drinking and partying most of the night. They decided to stop at an Oporto convenience store for some noodles. As they walked up, they saw two masked men leap out of a car and run into the store. Ross-Munro then opened the door of the getaway car and took the keys out of the ignition.
They caught the entire hilarious incident on camera. Their video (above) has gone viral and the pair have become celebrities. They then went on a morning news show and gave one of the most extraordinary interviews in journalism history:
One reporter commented that, shirtless, Ross-Munro looked pretty muscular. Did he go to the gym? "Mate, I don’t go to the gym, haven’t been to the gym in years. The only gym I go to is Jim Beam, that’s about it."
Ross-Munro came away from the encounter unscathed except, News 9 (auto-start) notes, for his broken thong.
-via Lost at E Minor