"I opened the trunk and a...male emerged"
Anyone else thinking of The Hangover?

From one overcrowded Chinese city to another one. Those two hours are the closest this lady will ever come to experiencing 'alone'.

I like things that have no great purpose other than to drive future archaeologists crazy.

8 years with no toilet and no shower? If you've already done that much work to build a log cabin, do a little bit more work and put in some plumbing.

Do they make a pink one, too, for the ladies?

I've never been to Egypt, but always assumed people are allowed to climb the pyramids, sit on the pyramids, take pictures of each other on the pyramids, etc. just like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall.
So you're only allowed to stand next to them and look at them? Boring.

This is exactly why I:
- no longer answer my phone for an unknown number. If it's important, they can leave a message;
- no longer answer my door when somebody knocks. They can leave a flyer for me to throw in the trash later.

He forgot to mention the fluffer.

Not sure what she did with electrical outlets. And man of the rooms look like they don't have light switches; or else they're very-well hidden somewheres.
With all that attention to detail, one would think there'd be a classier toilet paper holder than just a roll mounted on the wall by the toilets.