It's cartoony enough, even without the Muttley laugh.

Do people who get these tattoos understand that tattoos are permanent?

What a great idea! "...there's a waiting list with about 4,000 people currently on it." See how hard it is for single people to find an affordable place to live?

This country needs more people with his attitude.

I can remember a hundred years ago, when I was a kid, there was a Mexican restaurant and to summon the waiter, you raised a little flag on the table. That way the waiter didn't have to keep coming over and bugging us, always asking if everything's all right, like the annoying waiters do every 30 seconds at Red Robin.

"I opened the trunk and a...male emerged"
Anyone else thinking of The Hangover?

From one overcrowded Chinese city to another one. Those two hours are the closest this lady will ever come to experiencing 'alone'.

I like things that have no great purpose other than to drive future archaeologists crazy.

8 years with no toilet and no shower? If you've already done that much work to build a log cabin, do a little bit more work and put in some plumbing.