Wouldn't it be easier just to fry some chicken at home?

Although kids today won't get it, I like "Roosevelt Franklin? Ahhhhhh! Elementary Schoooool."

So four 'men' sit there and do nothing while they wait for a woman with a baby to save them? Wimps!

1) Since when is George Michael a superhero?
2) Where did Wonder Woman's boobs go?

Looks much cleaner and maintained than the 'real' Laredo is. What a dump.

Stupid kid. The capital of Canada is 'C'.

That's how revolutions get started!

Hobbit: the book was good. It had lots of action and told its tale.
Lord of the Rings: the books just dragged on and on. I forced myself to make it through the first one before I got bored with the grammatical comparisons of wood-elf poetry vs. prairie-elf poetry, then zzzzzzzz...

If only there were some Vulcan females... but they'd probably all be taken.

Could it be as bad as the Raiders of the Lost Ark game was? That game was impossible to beat.

Don't get it.

I once had a job where I would go to a movie theater on a movie's opening day, hand out little pencils and rating cards to the audience before it started, and then collect them when the movie was over. In between those 2 tasks, I had nothing else to do, so I would just go in and watch the movie.

They must have used a CATapult.

It's because they smell like soup.