Started watching episode #1 and almost made it through 2 minutes. No wonder this show got canceled. It's that bad.

Eat what you like. There's a reason your body has taste buds. Use them.

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Poor form, old chap.

The grass is always greener 'cross the other tide.

Use a public toilet in Asia, and you will never again complain about American toilets. In China, there's no such thing a door stall, you have to bring your own toilet paper, and the 'toilet' is often just a trench in the floor, so you can see the piles left by everyone there before you; the trenches might get flushed out once a year, whenever a health inspector comes by to check.

"Those lynxes sound beautiful!" - Yoko Ono

What happened to all of the earth that used to occupy that hole? It seems there should be a mountain right next to the pit.

"Dogs and cats living in sin." -Peter Venkman

In the summer, I prefer to be barefooted in my house. In the winter, I leave my shoes on. Unless I stepped in dog poop.

No sugar tonight in my coffee? No sugar tonight in my tea?!?

Meh. Just more of that non-Huey Lewis music.

Dear airlines,
Feel free to bump me off of an overbooked flight. Use force, if necessary (I'm looking at you, United). I will happily settle out of court for a million bucks in exchange for a black eye and bloody nose.

The Pink Floyd references are great, but has anyone else noticed that China-NASA's logo looks a lot like a bootlegged Star Trek logo?

If you aren't on death row, then you turned out just fine.