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Who needs 2 dishwashers?

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I still need 'whom' for Scrabble.

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What's that dark thing strapped onto his head if it's not a helmet?

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Fraggle Rock comes to Broadway.

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Pork!

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You're exactly right. To this day, I'm thankful my parents kept me locked in the basement and my only toy growing up was a single rat dropping I found. My imagination soars now!

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"MMMM. Not Baaaa-aaaad."

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"... a 20-year veteran of of the TV..." Slight stutter there, Senorita.

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He's pussy-whipped.

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The side of slaw makes the meal healthy. 3 lbs of barbecue in your belly is balanced out by a 1/4 cup of slaw. Duh.

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I see a future youtube video of a sneaky toddler secretly taking a bite out of dad's chocolate bunny while his back is turned.

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Unfortunately, the lads aren't allowed into the library, or any other place that serves alcohol, until they turn 21.

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Since the Neatorama gang didn't center this article around the typo, one has to assume it ISN'T a typo!
By the way, I just decided to move to Michigan.

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