Keep up the brain teasers. These are fun and the comments are usually amusing, too!

In another universe, Mr. Lucas fought hard to plug up all those plotholes in the Star Wars storyline instead of wasting his energy on Wookiee fashion.

Wonder if it was an automatic.

"Beans'll do that to you." - Yakko Warner

What pressurizes the water to make it want to shoot up above ground level?

Huh. So THAT's how ambassadors get appointed! And I used to think it was just because they gave money to political candidates.

"I'm. Matt. Damon."

Yet, somehow, movie theaters haven't gone extinct.

Once again, our generation makes a great leap in science.

This is obviously a hoax. Has anybody ever seen a P-ROM chip that isn't black? There's no such thing as a white P-ROM!

Makes perfect sense. It takes more fuel to lift something heavy against gravity than something light. This is how air travel should have been organized from the start.

Also, eggs should be sold by weight, not by quantity, since some eggs are bigger than others.

Good one. I couldn't think of the word and had to peek. This is like Car Talk!