The dark night rises, if you know what I mean!

She sounds like the youngest daughter on Bob's Burgers.

Superman's underwear.

Reminds me of a certain DeLorean.

Anything that's handled by thousands of Canadian hands is going to smell like maple syrup after awhile.

"Ah, the life of a frog. That's the life for me." - Bart Simpson

Is that what's meant when people say they're living high on the hog?

"You would think that in a fancy restaurant, at these prices, you could keep the locusts off the food!"

I once met a lady who had been struck by lightning when she was a forest ranger. It did something to her teeth fillings (probably vaporized them) and she had to keep going to the dentist. It also fried something in her brain that messed up her metabolism, so she gained lots of weight. She had been skinny, but will live the rest of her life as an obese woman. Sad, that.

There's a crude joke in there somewhere involving the words 'woman', 'head', and 'nailed'. But I don't want to be the one to discover it.