Hey, where's the telegram idea I wrote here yesterday? Did Matt Groening complain that I'm infringing on his characters? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
It's dove season and the hillbilly heard that you're supposed to flush the birds out of the trees. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Ahh, the daily Russian-guy-wearing-camo-doing-something-funny-with-an-animal video. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Maybe his dad was feeding Big Bird; that's against the law in some cities. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
What's up with this filthy smut, befouling what was once a fine and wholesome website?Pshaw, I say to you sirs. Pshaw indeed! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) 1 reply
Kyle has a distinct scream, which the wife has heard many times during their 25 years of marriage, especially when Kyle screams himself awake from the nightmares, which often involve flashbacks from his tour of duty in Somalia. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
They both look equally disappointed. I wonder who Robert Downey was hoping to meet. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I doubt he got pulled over for being black. Most likely he was driving dangerously, like drunks tend to do. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) 1 reply
And that's all in addition to the $920,000 severance pay she got when she resigned. What a crooked system! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Wonder if the pizza and spaghetti flavors are really the exact same thing. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I'd rather just carry the passwords in my head. It's the one part of me that stops working once it's cut off. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Pshaw, I say to you sirs. Pshaw indeed!
This.