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Maybe the abandoned baby is the real contestant and she just won the grand prize: loving parents.

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Those are really clever. If I ever stay at a hotel, I'm going to write a secret message somewhere. It will include the words 'cannibals' and "time machine".

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Should be any day n.... wait... Why did my monitor just shut off?

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The movie's already been done:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUa5oHgYV2k

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Wow! An exciting breakthrough for science. These are exciting times to be alive!

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Paid $750 for my Escort, to get me through 6 months of winter. That was 5 years ago and it still runs.

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It would be even more fun if they had about a dozen bored dogs in the town, too.

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Wonder how they know about the story of the 2 fishermen who got drunk, murdered, then buried. Who could have told that story?

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If you stayed at the mini 3rd-world that is Chungking Mansions hotel, you would soon forget all about the flying and the driving in Hong Kong.

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Stoves, like what our ancestors used back in the 20th century? My house has a microwave oven: no grease burns, no oil splashes, no house fires. Don't even need a special kitchen-room.

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I already poop on my neighbor's lawn.

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Reepicheep?

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Housecat, not housecoat.

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I don't get it. You use your toilet to talk to the same prisoners you see every day for 40 years or so?

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I'm not tired of hamburgers.

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