I already poop on my neighbor's lawn.

Reepicheep?

Housecat, not housecoat.

I don't get it. You use your toilet to talk to the same prisoners you see every day for 40 years or so?

I'm not tired of hamburgers.

"...and then turned around and ran it forward!" Why did he have to turn around? If he ran backwards to the starting point, he was already facing the right position to run the marathon.

Dear Santa,
This.

When will polygamy become legal, too?

Montezuma's revenge?

As I recall, KITT had a handlebar instead of a steering wheel.

Wait, so Joe is signing his own birthday card? Not cool.

Looks like 2 of the girls had massive growth spurts in between photo#1 and photo#2.
And the dark-skined boy in the front row with the green-striped shirt didn't show up for photo#2, so he has to keep the first one.

Wait, so I'm supposed to spreading SHEEP around to fertilize my garden? I really misheard that word and thought it was something else. Yuck.