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The movie's already been done:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUa5oHgYV2k

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Wow! An exciting breakthrough for science. These are exciting times to be alive!

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Paid $750 for my Escort, to get me through 6 months of winter. That was 5 years ago and it still runs.

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It would be even more fun if they had about a dozen bored dogs in the town, too.

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Wonder how they know about the story of the 2 fishermen who got drunk, murdered, then buried. Who could have told that story?

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If you stayed at the mini 3rd-world that is Chungking Mansions hotel, you would soon forget all about the flying and the driving in Hong Kong.

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Stoves, like what our ancestors used back in the 20th century? My house has a microwave oven: no grease burns, no oil splashes, no house fires. Don't even need a special kitchen-room.

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I already poop on my neighbor's lawn.

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Reepicheep?

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Housecat, not housecoat.

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I don't get it. You use your toilet to talk to the same prisoners you see every day for 40 years or so?

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I'm not tired of hamburgers.

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"...and then turned around and ran it forward!" Why did he have to turn around? If he ran backwards to the starting point, he was already facing the right position to run the marathon.

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