Is that what's meant when people say they're living high on the hog?

"You would think that in a fancy restaurant, at these prices, you could keep the locusts off the food!"

I once met a lady who had been struck by lightning when she was a forest ranger. It did something to her teeth fillings (probably vaporized them) and she had to keep going to the dentist. It also fried something in her brain that messed up her metabolism, so she gained lots of weight. She had been skinny, but will live the rest of her life as an obese woman. Sad, that.

There's a crude joke in there somewhere involving the words 'woman', 'head', and 'nailed'. But I don't want to be the one to discover it.

European kids like to wear skin-tight sweat pants that always have a stripe up the legs.

John,
Thanks for specifying who is on the right and who is on the left. Otherwise we would never have known which one is really the little girl. We appreciate that attention to detail!

Same with human bandits. Prisons are full of repeat offenders who keep going back.

My boomerang. Just can't seem to throw it away.