Surfing tip: A couple of bean burritos will make you surf faster. It's the same principle that rockets use.
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I've found that you can stretch your food dollar by only using 742 carrots. Nobody will notice!
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She's playing Chicago's "25 or 6 to four".
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Sounds like Brad hasn't been able to take a dump in 20 years.
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Ladies?
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I'm more of a "If you want it done right, do it yourself" kind of guy.
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"Nice beaver!" - Frank Drebin
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Yes, yes. DNA, chromosomes, genes, etc. etc. But what do they TASTE like, man?!?
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If you're going to disguise yourself with Unabomber glasses and a Unabomber moustache, maybe you shouldn't wear the Unabomber hoodie as well. It makes people suspicious.
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Made it through two minutes before the zoom-in/zoom-out/zoom-in/zoom-out got too annoying. This is why you don't let the interns edit the videos.
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The photo are real!
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Looking at the photos:1) The plumbing in the basement looks really complicated;2) What's with that weird bedroom window? I can't find that room on any of the outside photos.
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Alternate title: After looking at this photo, you'll have nightmares tonight.
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Those robots got more soul than I do. Sad.
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"Nice beaver!" - Frank Drebin
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