Unlike the human, the possum is smiling in the photo!
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'Led' is the past tense of 'Lead'.
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Party on, Garth!
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He's holding his breath. Just like sprinting, you take a big breath at the start and then don't waste any more energy changing your lungs and diaphragm.
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Alas... you just summed up my life, too.
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Alternate title: The last known photo of the captain's right hand.
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The part that turns me off is the word 'jellied'. That jelly-like substance that comes out of a nose is snot. I don't want a bunch of snot mixed in with my moose nose loaf.
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You misspelled 'slathering'.
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Somehow Unforgiven (aka The Most Boring Western Ever Made That Doesn't Include Kevin Costner) made this list, yet Quigley Down Under (aka the best movie with Tom Selleck and Alan Rickman) didn't?!?
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Surfing tip: A couple of bean burritos will make you surf faster. It's the same principle that rockets use.
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I've found that you can stretch your food dollar by only using 742 carrots. Nobody will notice!
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She's playing Chicago's "25 or 6 to four".
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Sounds like Brad hasn't been able to take a dump in 20 years.
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Ladies?
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I'm more of a "If you want it done right, do it yourself" kind of guy.
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