Play recordings of speeches from Congress.... all the hot air will melt the snow in no time! As an added bonus, you become famous for making Congress actually useful for something!

My grandfather invented that! He hated the sound of mousetraps, so the sphere was to be thrown at the mouse instead, and the cage was to prevent it from rolling under the sofa..... my grandfather had good intentions but wasn't very bright

They look like wax-holders for official seals to me...

If our entire universe is like the hologram on a credit card, we all better hope the card-owner maintains an excellent credit rating!

I've been to Paris many times as a tourist, and never once received bad service... then again I'm always polite to everybody so I'm sure the issue is simply reciprocal courtesy.

It's the personification of Oscar Wilde's wit

It's a harpoon for REALLY tiny little whales!

It's a tool for turning metal bowls into colanders, but can only be used by employees with both OCD and anger-management issues

It's hard to be sure.... Microsoft aren't very good at making things user-friendly!

Protection against Swine Flu is REALLY getting out of hand!

IT is used by Fox News. They put facts in one end and broadcast whatever comes out the other side!

It's a nose-hair plucker for Barry Manilow or Barbara Streisand

It's a medieval slat-matrix printer, developed in the 1600's by Huge Profit (HP)company. While the printer itself was cheap, the ink was very expensive as it had to come from freshly-squeezed squid

Its an old-fashioned calorie-counter for anorexics

Can someone explain to me why an alcoholic guy and his crystal-meth addicted wife can freely breed like rabbits, but an average income couple living in suburbia have to go through hell and high water to adopt a child? If you want population control, natural parents should be tested on the same criteria as adoptive parents. Not a day goes by when there isn't SOMETHING on the internet showing people who never should have been allowed the responsibility of having children!