I'm not exactly sure, but hopefully it involves some BP Executives!

Matryoshka cups

Definitely gives "mooning people at the beach" a whole new meaning!

Chuck Norris uses it to remove splinters

This is a new product from Adobe and is being marketed as the "You-don't-like-Flash-so-take-this-you-bastards iPad Data Input Device"

Average Bear T-shirt

It's a status monitor for woodpeckers; high-ranked woodpeckers will take a position near the top, while lowly woodpeckers must sit at the bottom. This device became the origin of the term "pecking order."

It's a pleat-cleaner for corduroy pants
Average Bear T-shirt

Oops... Smarter than the Average Bear T-Shirt!

This is the chair used by the RIAA for interviewing "Nasty-evil-downloader-pirate people"

This is a quality-testing device used by clam-shell packaging manufacturers..... if THIS thing can't open it, then the packaging is released to the consumer.
Smarter than the average bear

This is a device used by the Marines during boot-camp to remove hemorrhoids. Any time they are being sent into a situation that is likely to have the same metaphorical result, they like to shout out the noise they made while undergoing the procedure; "Booyaa!"

Average Bear t-shirt!

This a new product from Adobe..... they suggest using it to pound Flash-capability into the iPad!

It's a bit sad that in this day and age when you try to do something nice for a stranger they think there's a catch... of course there are a lot of reasons for this, but those reasons are equally disheartening.

Due to the economic downturn, major airlines have been forced to cut costs even further...

Flying backwards up the mountain, Johann's patented "Flatulence Deflector Propulsion System" still had a few bugs to iron out

It's a testing device used to determine whether or not a lawyer still has a soul. It has never been known to actually work; though it is not yet decided if this due to the device being faulty, or if they just haven't found a lawyer actually possessing one!