I think Nikoli M. got a bad rap. If you read The Prince its not all about manipulating people, its about knowing how its done and how to prevent it from happening to you. My favourite line from the book:

(from memory of twenty years ago)
'The Prince's strongest fortress is in the arms of his people.'

Every bastard I ever met followed these laws. These are good to know because when you meet these creatures this tells you how they will act.

A hummelfubertapfer. Scandenavian beer drinker would use this timy hammer to break of the ice that formed on their beer as they drank it. This led to the colloquial joke of 'Is that your wife's nose or a Hummelfubertapfer?' after which the the joke's subject would either fly into a rage or laugh uproarously, depending on their level of inebriation.

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China had a legal right to reclaim Hong Kong,and while the brits have been cads and bounders at times, they have always stuck to their word.

It was actually a practical weapon in the 14th-15th centuries. Firearms weren't reliable and once you shoot its nothing more than an awkward club. That example looks like a reproduction, the barrel looks too thin to endure use as an axehandle. Most early flitlock pistols had a large brass 'knob' at the base of the grip, so they could be reversed after firing and used as a club.

Its a Stellmachia, the the traditional fighting weapon of the Grubonia people, whose fledgling civilization was crushed and its people enslaved by other fledgling civilizations who fought with sharp pointy things.

Its the Nude Bomb, the one that KOAS detonated in their plot to take over the world's clothing industry.

Did I get it right, or did I miss it by 'that much.'

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I do not think they will commit anymore crimes. Keeping them in prison serves no purpose.

A wallsafe for needles.

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A Rongle Hook. Its used to adjust a gentlemen's personal parts while being fitted for a tuxedo.

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It is the Connach Anc Brannect, 'The Key to Happiness.' In old scottish legend the hero Divver McMuff forged the key from an entire mountain of ore, only to have it stolen by the Skaever king, Broelebogan, who through it in a lake. Forty years of war followed for no known reason, but a horrible curse was laid upon the finder of said key. You may keep the keep but I would like (if I win):

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Born this way, does make the argument that they were 'born that way.'

They were not. The idea that you have no free will and are preprogrammed to do whatever you want is crap. If you don't think you have any more control over yourself than an animal than you should be put in a cage, which is usually what we do to people who do not control themselves.

I believe that 'grew this way' would be more appropriate. Gays became gay because thats what made them happy. I don't think they are crazy or victums of abuse or mentally deficient, I think they are living the way that makes them happy, just like I live the way that makes me happy.

No, the gun's a M60 pig, carried one long enough to recognize it. Teddy would have settled bigfoot's hash with bare knuckles. Genocidical Racism besides, he started the US Park service and so is the greatest US President ever.

I don't think the elephant disguise is working!

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It is a Finnish Hamgluderung. Often carried in the left coat pocket for luck, it has the real life function. Should two gentlemen expoarate at the same moment and if the exporation accidently collide or lands atop the other, it was commonly held that the spitters would have to fight to the death. Unless, one or the other could produce the hamgluderung and holding it aloft profess their adulation for St. Olaf.
I carry two just in case.

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