No thanks. The hands on the rim is so wrong. If I wanted a beer that was pumped into a container I would buy a can of beer.

Meanwhile, no cure for cancer yet.

Its a tan fabric covered office divider that someone has hung some sort of birdcage on.

XL- science-any.

It is a balloon deflator, used by circuses to deflate surplus balloons that don't sell.

Pointless stories... XL

It is a musical instrument, called a Hurograp. A series of metal spoons are drawn across the teeth to accompany throat singing of Bessminim eunuchs. It was banned by Pope Ribald in 1542 and all the sppons in southern Moldavia (where the Hurograp was popular) were made into forks. Starvation follwed as people could not eat pork soup, which was the national dish, until the Spork was invented by Valdimir Burnovis. For his intervention into 'God's Wrath' he was excommunicated and defenstrated, then buried in a shallow grave at a crossroads. Yours looks out of tune.

What an incredible waste of money. There are many more logical weapons systems that could be funded, ones that might help us combat our enemies. We have no problem killing people at a distance, and all the people that want to hurt us know this and take precautions to not be targeted by our cruise missiles, bombers, special operations teams, satellite intelligence, etc, etc. How much are they spending on the 'steam cannon?' Or how about the 'sun refractory death ray'? Why don't they just take our tax money and burn it in a big barrel and call it a 'precautionary sacrifice to Mars.'

WHen I went to kindergarten we had these at every doorway. Do you remember those strings that used to connect your mittens together that ran throsgh the arms of your jacket? How they used to get stretched? This thing would tighten them. Ah, the good old days.

Notice the distinctive shadow it casts. It is ponbifiter, for guiding the hand in painting already hug wallpaper. Works like a charm.

I never saw a bayonet the entire time I was in the army. I took Basic at Ft Sill in the 1970's and they did not teach it. I think a DI said once that only an idiot goes to a gunfight with a knife.

Its a gravity indicator for sky-divers. I don't sky dive, so I'm not sure how its used exactly, but I think you drop it out of the airplane and follow it towards the ground. They started using them after a lot of sky divers started getting lost.

It is a tool for winding alarm clocks on zeppelins.

Outhouse vent. It goes on the outside wall of the outhouse, usually about four inches from the roofline, It can be located on the side, but is normally on the back wall. The circular ent is mounted on the wall, while the oval end is pointed upwards over the roof. It purpose is to vent the outhouse, allowing fumes to escape and fresh air to enter.

A first edition Viewmaster, Fun for the whole family!

Its a biting bullet. I usually like to make up a wild story, but the teeth marks attest to the human suffering endured by soldiers past, present and future. During the civil war a soldier was gravely wounded and surgery was performed this was used in place of anesthetic. I don't recomend you chew on led, but to leave teeth marks this deep shows you that whatever the poor sould endured, it was bad. Yes , it is a minie ball, a great leap in balistics that tactics failed to make, so the carnage of the times was multiplied.

Its a tap for tree sap. A tree sap tap! This one's a snap!

Cobblestock Rimblepans. These are used in the aeration of cheese spoogeroos. However, since the Ardvark protection act of 1974, Canada has only been able to produce cheese spungleplat, and thousands of these magnificent tools have been relegated to antique shops where they are used for the 'leave a penny-take a penny trays. No one takes a penny though!