As in:
'Take ahod(/t) of' (future tense)
'Took ahold of' (Current tense)
'ketched aholt of' (Past tense)
'Done wouda ketch aholded of' (Future past imperfect dangling tense)

If you're going to live in America, you'd better learn the language.

Its a souvenir for death row inmates.

THis object is called a 'poogler', or sometimes just a 'poog.' It is used in crossbreeding Ostriches and and Red-nosed shoats to create eggs that contain bacon.

This is the greatest sceintific advance in the 21st century.

Bar shot.

Yeah great. You're doing them a real favor not schooling them. I'm sure they have a bright future ahead of them filled with life fulfilling experiences.

My kids are going to school, its nice to know that your's will be filling in those low niches in life so they can climb higher.

it is a musical instrument invented by Johan Sebastian Bach's second couson once removed on his mother's side. It makes a clunking noise when dropped.

Its a cream separator. For elephant milk.

Wimps

Do you think life is just one big fun time joyride of love and dessert? Really? Happiness is the exception of existence, not the norm. Most of life is struggle, frustration, anger and depression. Hard work, anxiety, failure, getting knocked down and climbing back up, that is normal.

The good times, the happy events, the blessed miricles that occur, make it all worthwhile, but they are not going to happen every day, all day, and all night too.

Ninety Nine percent of you self diagnosed Bi-polar sufferers could be cured with a good swift kick in the pants.

Now get off my lawn.

Well, money wise, a Vtol's flexibility could reduce the need for more aircraft and support for those aircraft. They can operate closer to the front lines without an airbase and 10,000 foot runway, which has to be built, guarded and cleaned.

If we have to apply force, it should be quick and overwhelming.

It is a costelechon, for killing the thumb sized parasites that infest seamonsters. If you ever had a pet seamonster, you'd have this lying around as a memento. Unless it ate you.

Toyota Accelerator pedal design no. 43556

It is a Togaloon. In the city of Urenal, Bavaria, a law was passed in 1893 that while not outlawing the death sentence, outlawed execution. So you could be put to death but not at the hand of your fellow man. To overcome this a stalwart inventor devised a clockwork gun that would fire a deadly ball at a preset time. The condemned man (a rapist or a papist, the account varieds) was tied held up to a window while tied to a chair in a building in line with the three o'clock death hour. The gun fired, the prisoner flinched and the ball grazed his head, burying itself in the forehead of a bust of the Emporer. The next day the army arrived, arrested and executed the town fathers for treason. The prisoner was freed as he had stood for execution and survived. He then went on to serial rapine or sainthood, again the story varies.

Its called 'Satans Love GIft' and its used for tuning Harpsichords. Some sort of inside joke amoke Harpsichords tuners...

Well, you are all wrong. This is a Finnish Fedalupa, used for drawing intricate designs on the ice covered ponds throughout scandanavia. It is most used during the two week vooderhoda celebration, which roughly corresponds to our breif valentines day in the USA. Beautiful poems and designs are drawn on the icy ponds, espousing secret love and even proposals of marriage. A boy carrying a Fedalupa will evoke a riot of giggles from all women seeing him, as this devilish looking device is actually an instrument of high Finnish romance.

It is a de-animator device. Plug it in and touch any part of it.