That takes "going postal" to a whole new level.

Miss C,
Yeah, I was told that one too.

As a kid I was told to look down the inside of my shirt: 55378008

It's a hole puncher used by smug, santicmonius people to prove they are "holeyer" than thou.
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It's a solid gold, denim shredder used by the ultra rich to give them that shredded, holy look.
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I think that more than qualifies as a "pup" tent! ;-}

My parents actually heard a pilot say the "asphalt" joke after a rough landing in San Francisco. Said it got a chuckle from the passengers.

Cobra snake coiler used to by snake charmers to fit them into baskets

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Pinocchio's nose grinder

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It's a pottery wheel for machinists

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Jumper by Theduc. It just tickles my funny bone.

Dark Side of Love by Thomas Fuchs. I wonder how many kids today would get the Pink Floyd reference?

ET Tailwhip by Theduc. Takes me back to my childhood.

I miss Garden Botanika Stores. I don't like perfumes that are on the market today. However, at Garden Botanika you could custom scent perfume, lotions, etc. I loved going up to the scent bar and trying out scent combos. Pear-vanilla was one of my favorites.