The color may have been intended to match the Finnish flag, which seems to be on the front covers of their music.

Liturgical colors are quite confused; I tried to find a definitive set for a church Web site once, but all the references were full of such disclaimers as "some churches use", "traditionally", "if purple is used", and so forth. So I just asked the pastor, who gave me a list, and if anyone ever complains I'll just refer them to him.

Now people are going to beat up the cops and take their lunch money.

Doesn't the guy know he can find some voyeur themed porn for cheap or free on the internet?

Another great sport that didn't make it into the Olympics.

You can use a coffee filter as a convenient dish for quick drying your buds in the microwave.

Oops, don't forget about Alaska and Hawaii!

That's awesome. I work for a call center that handles calls for products on TV and I'm keeping my fingers crossed for them to get the fart blanket account.

Ah, the great Lu Ban. I always wondered who invented plywood.

Keep it out of the rain!

Hey, mister A, after I eat my free range bison soup I'm going to go for a 17 mile bike ride, finish the loop in
less then an hour, curl 68 pounds in 3 sets of 8 reps, and then laugh at your silly flabby ass.

As a bicycle rider who is sick of cars, parking cops
giving tickets are my heroes.

I don't understand the appeal of wings. Why do people want to specifically buy the boniest part of the chicken with the least meat? If I buy a chicken I'll accept that it comes with two wings, but I'd never say "Give me 12 wings please."

It's a bowling ball tester, obviously.

I want to see the mud get pumped out of the digestive tract at the end.

It's a device used by the Puritans to wake people up by hitting them on the head if they fell asleep in church.