Fart-Absorbing Blanket

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It's called the "Better Marriage Blanket" and is supposed to absorb noxious bodily odors. The advertisement claims that the carbon fabric lining of this blanket keeps flatulence beneath the covers. It also suggests that the blanket would make a great wedding or anniversary gift.

http://www.bettermarriageblanket.com/ via Geekologie

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As someone who sleeps with my blanket wrapped in an airtight cocoon around me, I see this blanket having real value. For all y'all without fetal abandonment issues who sleep in the loose, unsealed envelope formation that's considered "normal," this product will probably be slightly less useful.
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oh help
How many times can you wash it? Or can you?? Maybe you just have to air it out... or what?

totally dying laughing here...
And the comments are good, too!
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