Wow, that was a LONG but absolutely fantastic read. I'm due to give birth in August and I just love reading things like this.
And lemme say, I loved the end the most.
I think a lot of women are so focussed on this idea of having a perfect birth experience, they completely forget that the end result should be a healthy baby and momma no matter what it takes.

So long as theaters dont jack up the price of tickets even more, then whatever.

Those poor fish :(

Meh... is the pose tired? Sure, but it doesn't bother me one way or another.

Looks like there's a bullet hole in the forehead so it's not still snapping at ya at least :P
Although a wall full of still animated zombie heads could be entertaining. Just don't get too close to it.

It was in the early 90's. The gas station was pretty old so that may have been why there was so much gas that got leaked, spilled, whatever you wanna call it.

My mom used to own a gas station.
An idiot drove off with the nozzle and got gas everywhere but most in the road by the gas station. Couple of fire trucks along w/ DHEC had to come out to clean it all up :\

So what does Japanese mayo taste like if it is different?

My dad used to make banana mayo sandwiches. I never ate them b/c even as a child I thought it was weird heh.
Oh well.

brad- I'm sure you wouldn't be saying that if you realized just how much a teacher's hands are tied when it comes to discplining a student.
If a teacher or the principil had even tried to restrain that child, they would've been sued and plastered all over the news as abusive and fired.

I agree with the others.... being handcuffed is the least of this child's problems it seems. A 6yo should not be THAT destructive.

My vote is for more cat videos just to piss off people that think they have control over what's being posted :D YAY!
Adorable video btw heh

Hilarious and adorable :D
Our cat just jumps on the bed and starts meowing at my husband to wake up.

Good lord... didn't think anything would be dumber than the HCG diet, but I was wrong.

That's awesome. I wanna see it!

Wow... my brain hurts after witnessing those tweets.

Lol adorable :D