Good thing they don't make Allah shaped pears.

Perhaps the tests measured things which weren't important to our ancestors. Or the fact some males acted dumber gave the females clues to their suitability as a mate. Either way I think I stopped acting goofy around beautiful women once I got married. I didn't care as much how they felt about me anymore.

Douglas Adams wrote about an animal which was bred to want to be eaten. How cruel would it be to eat (or not eat) such an animal?

They already make "turnstiles" which accommodate wheelchairs.

The "space pen" was developed by Paul Fisher independent of the space program. NASA did use it however. http://www.spacepen.com/about-us.aspx

My other shoes are Guccis.

Couldn't it be a ring? A cylinder seems an unlikely shape.

Fine? I've never been pulled over by an archaeologist, but I imagine it went something like this "Where's the funeral? Let me see your burial license and death certificates."

Lucky for him that he ran out of hammers.

"something strange was a foot" I've got two of them.

No-where and nowhere in the same paragraph? Is this British english? I noticed the aluminium. Cast iron or steel would prevent any screaming for help.

I now know why I was born. To grow a beard and break this record.

Aren't the arctic fox and snowy owl normally white?

W hat would Fuzzy Zoeller do? Lose a game and then tell the press some racial stereotypes about the winner.

The difference between the US and Indonesian riders is that in Indonesia the riders are only going along for the money and not because they need a ride.

He needs one more. Through his ears.